Dear Mrs. Larue,

Where did Ike learn to do that!? He saved your life on the road. I’m sorry I almost ran over you, I was caught in the moment. Watching Ike jump in the road in front of me. I know I said this already, but I’m sorry. I will buy you a new coat. What kind of coat was it. Wool, wolf fur, camel fur, cow fur, goat fur. Also I think Ike should go to obedience school, because I saw him dancing on the street.

Sincerely,

The truck driver